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Cats, dogs & Everything!

We are still working on our page that will be "especially of interest" for dog owners, but we hope you enjoy a little humor in the meantime.

How Many Dogs?

These are the answers from dogs when asked "How many dogs does it take to put in a light bulb?"


Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?


Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.


Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!


Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.


Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!


Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .


Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?


Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.


Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.


Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.


Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.




Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.


Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.


Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...


Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?


Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...


Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?


German Shepard: I'll guard the light bulb while you decide. Back off!


Chow Chow: I'm with the malamute. After I take my nap, that is!


Akita: I'm with the chow and malamute - what's for dinner?


Jack Russell: I can reach it! I can reach it - I just KNOW I can! Another 20 jumps and it's ALL mine!!


Fila: I'm with the Malamute, Chow and Akita. You can pet me while the border collie's busy and I'll guard you from the others while you're petting ME! Did I mention I'll be getting ALL of the attention while he's busy changing the light bulb?