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Cats, dogs & Everything!

We are still working on our page that will be "especially of interest" for dog owners, but we hope you enjoy a little humor in the meantime.


How Many Dogs?

These are the answers from dogs when asked "How many dogs does it take to put in a light bulb?"

 

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

 

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

 

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

 

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

 

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

 

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .

 

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

 

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

 

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

 

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

 

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

 

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

 

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.

 

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

 

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

 

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

 

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

 

German Shepard: I'll guard the light bulb while you decide. Back off!

 

Chow Chow: I'm with the malamute. After I take my nap, that is!

 

Akita: I'm with the chow and malamute - what's for dinner?

 

Jack Russell: I can reach it! I can reach it - I just KNOW I can! Another 20 jumps and it's ALL mine!!

 

Fila: I'm with the Malamute, Chow and Akita. You can pet me while the border collie's busy and I'll guard you from the others while you're petting ME! Did I mention I'll be getting ALL of the attention while he's busy changing the light bulb?